RT @SpencerPollard: ACAB #FreeTyler

Bringing back that fanny pack

It’s an art form. http://t.co/M1JIRNWr

Seems like all the gorgeous women are either prude, taken, or jaded as fuck.

My moustache has become so gnarly that i can see it in my periph

Explosions in the sky is the soundtrack to my life on the road

So whats good Fairbanks

Jr. Bacon cheeseburger in Fairbanks = almost 2 dollars…

Drive Angry seriously looks like the worst movie ever created

Helen Mirren’s face is way too big and way too close…

So my hotel in Fairbanks just got evacutated at 730. And its 12 degrees outside. fml

still no moose sightings since yesterday. big day tomorrow, headin up a good sized mountain with mercenary boys

Alaska knows how to build a mall.

Bout to fly, sippin sprizite on a G6

The eagle has landed